Chimeras huh? F*ckin' sweet!
sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

bettydays:

THIS MAKES MY HEART FEEL THE THINGS

queendanneelackles:

”My wife, my daughter…will always be the most important to me. I will never sacrifice my time with them for work…Having a job that I like, and have time with my wife and daughter now is really good for me now.”

bottomupcas:

sumthingblu:

if you ever look at the person you’re with while they sleep and think “i’ve made a million mistakes in my life but choosing you wasn’t one of them”, then they’re the one

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petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number (u get it if u live in US only)
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have great sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

why-am-i-narrating:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

You mean some people don’t do this?

punkgf:

*chases after fob tour bus* I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOIN BUT DO YOU HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL

cecilgpalmer:

we have come full circle

cecilgpalmer:

we have come full circle